'I don't have safety shears at my parents' house.'
Don't take risks, then, but lockdown is about improvising. A hairbrush and a bottle cap are called into service for this online workshop. Everyone is in their individual live-stream rabbit hutch.
'I've got no solid flat space to tie on.'
I take out a few pens. Some of them need regular exercise
but I haven't felt able to pick them up since the virus shitshow began.
They work first time. Let's hear it for Japanese craftsmanship.
A non-participant has a nosebleed. This reminds me of a friend's friend who, checking himself for signs of plague, managed to stick the thermometer up his nose, and bled.
'I wish there were someone around I could hurt apart from myself.'
'In a few months I'll be free.' (Don't bank on it.)
'I might not be tying 'cos my family are about.'
I miss the energy of live performance but there is one advantage for me online: you can't tell if you're the one I'm drawing.
More pictures if you scroll down.